
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di
“Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life. You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife. I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do, but I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you.“ -Charlene, I’ve Never Been To Me

Mr. Gorbachev, Blow That Horn
“We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teachers, leave them kids alone. Hey, teachers, leave those kids alone. All in all you're just another brick in the wall.” - Pink Floyd, The Wall

Two Truths And A Pie
“I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible.” ― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

Buzz-Saw Louie: Anti-Capitalist Icon
“Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead. But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change.” ― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol


Join My Bunny Cult
“You know how you let yourself think that everything will be all right if you can only get to a certain place or do a certain thing, but when you get there you find it’s not that simple?” - Richard Adams, Watership Down

Boldly Going
“There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle; it’s just a matter of finding it.” –Captain Jean-Luc Picard

A Duck Walked Up To A Lemonade Stand
“There ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue. There's just stuff people do.” - John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

The Modern Produceus
“Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.” -Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, Frankenstein

A Salad Premise
35th president of the United States John Fitzgerald Kennedy once said “We choose to do these things not because they are easy, but because they hard.” But what he wasn’t considering is that there is a third option: Because they are incredibly, fundamentally stupid….