Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di
Ethan Banman Ethan Banman

Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di

“Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life. You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife. I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do, but I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you.“ -Charlene, I’ve Never Been To Me

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Mr. Gorbachev, Blow That Horn
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Mr. Gorbachev, Blow That Horn

“We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teachers, leave them kids alone. Hey, teachers, leave those kids alone. All in all you're just another brick in the wall.” - Pink Floyd, The Wall

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Two Truths And A Pie
Ethan Banman Ethan Banman

Two Truths And A Pie

“I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible.” ― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

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Buzz-Saw Louie: Anti-Capitalist Icon
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Buzz-Saw Louie: Anti-Capitalist Icon

“Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead. But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change.” ― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

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Hoo Boy
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Hoo Boy

“When you're way up high and you look below at the world you've left and the things you know, little more than a glance is enough to show you just how small you are.“ - Stephen Sondheim, Into the Woods

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Join My Bunny Cult
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Join My Bunny Cult

“You know how you let yourself think that everything will be all right if you can only get to a certain place or do a certain thing, but when you get there you find it’s not that simple?” - Richard Adams, Watership Down

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Boldly Going
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Boldly Going

“There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle; it’s just a matter of finding it.” –Captain Jean-Luc Picard

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The Modern Produceus
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The Modern Produceus

“Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.” -Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, Frankenstein

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A Salad Premise
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A Salad Premise

35th president of the United States John Fitzgerald Kennedy once said “We choose to do these things not because they are easy, but because they hard.” But what he wasn’t considering is that there is a third option: Because they are incredibly, fundamentally stupid….

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